Monday, November 15, 2010


I was talking to my friend and we were exchanging anecdotes and here are 2 of my favorites.

First Woman: "I don't know what to get Fred for his birthday."
Second Woman: "Why don't you get him a book?"
First Woman: (after a moment's thought) "Nah, he's already got a book."

And the second one:

Three women were sitting in a bar, (a brunette, red head, and a blonde) they were all pregnant.
The brunette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "well I was on top when I conceived so I will have a boy".
The red head said, "If that is true then I will have a girl because I was on the bottom when I conceived.
The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".

I'd like to point out that drinking while being pregnant is not cool.


  1. That's one of my favorites (the second one that is).

  2. Drinking while pregnant is pretty shitty

  3. Heh - I wouldn't recommend drinking while preggo.

  4. that is a big no no

  5., yeah...well, she is blonde...

  6. well 75% of kids being born now are retards anyways , usally the moms are on xanax and coke and are belemic anyways...moving on when she said i know what im having i thought she was talking about some kinda booze >.>

  7. keep up the good work, and I'll keep coming back :)

  8. Lol'd for around 5 minutes <3

  9. Good post. waiting for more updates